I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
calling a family meeting to brainstorm for textpost ideas
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.
guess who has a paper due tomorrow guess who didn’t start it B)
Half of us omg