98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
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it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science
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when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
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it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
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Life is unfair. you put someone first who puts you second. you study your ass off for a final only to get a C. you give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. you’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. it seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.
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