98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
Life is unfair. you put someone first who puts you second. you study your ass off for a final only to get a C. you give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. you’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. it seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.